wo sep 28, 2005 09:07
Alfa Romeo gt
For a while now I've been worried that Italy is in some sort of trouble. I don't know much about economics or trade, but I've spent long enough tooling around Europe to develop an understanding of our neighbours' national moods and, more specifically, how they are manifested through their driving. So I'm alarmed to see Italians using indicators, driving slowly, parking properly, stopping at red traffic lights, letting me into a queue of traffic and generally behaving like Swedes. These are not the actions of a bullish and confident southern European society.
And I'm especially worried about the Italian car industry, because its spokespeople have become unbelievably boring. There was a time when an Alfa Romeo launch would have been a very relaxed affair - quite a bit of wine, possibly a historic town or race track and almost certainly an ice cream. Now a launch involves hours of turgid philosophy about 'post materialism', 'affluent modernity' and something to do with the luggage compartment. The bloke at the front used to have raffish hair, but now he has a grey suit. Inevitably I nodded off, and when I came round I thought for one terrifying moment that I was at a Hyundai people-carrier launch, there were so many buyer profiles.
The new GT is being touted as a true five-seater coupe having a versatile loadbay. It isn't, because the back is still cramped and claustrophobic, and it hasn't, because it merely features a folding rear seat. In fact it soon begins to look like nothing more than a two-door interpretation of the 156 saloon. So we can stop fretting after all, because that's exactly what we've always wanted. My only complaint with the GT's Bertone styling is that the grille is getting too big. Alfa Romeo, which has given us some of the world's most delicious concept cars - much more exciting than Ferrari's to my mind - and had the guts to produce the likes of the Montreal, should not be too obsessed with heritage. Look what that's done to Jaguar. The MkII's grille looked great on the MkII, but on the S-Type and the RD6 concept it looks like a single great nostril, as if the cars have a coke habit.
That apart, the Alfa is a handsome beast and looks rather special. It feels special too. From March 2004, two engines will be available, the two-litre JTS petrol and the 1.9-litre Multijet diesel. The diesel is remarkably good and even sounds quite nice. It's also very gutsy and economical. And I still hate it. It would be great in a Mondeo, and I know Alfa diesels have been common for years in their homeland, but to me it's just not quite right. At the risk of sounding bloody minded, it produces too much torque for a car whose neck you expect (and want) to have to wring.
So best wait for the Autumn and the 3.2-litre 24v V6 as found in the 156 GTA (though slightly retuned and with 240bhp). This, too, essentially produces too much torque, and a brutally driven 3.2 GT will scrabble around alarmingly under power. Drive around this problem, however, and you arrive at the most sonorous of any engine's upper reaches. This V6 is still one of the most charismatic bits of machinery in production.
September also sees the introduction of the 1.8-litre Twin Spark job, which I have yet to try. I suspect that, as with the 156, the two-litre will be the intelligent choice but, let's face it, we all want the V6 really. Opting for the V6 also means you can't accidentally choose the annoying Selespeed transmission.
I wish I could say that by choosing one of the lesser trim levels you will save enough to buy the bigger engine, but that's pretty much the only specification that won't be possible. Things have moved on from the days when you bought an L or splashed out on the GL and got a clock and some headrests; now there appear to be four interior 'themes', making use of different seat fabrics, dash plastics and levels of kit, and then a load of options that might come as part of a pack or might already be standard if you've chosen Distinctive spec, but not with a Selespeed gearbox, or something. I would refer you to the manufacturer's literature but I've tried this myself and still don't really get it. See your dealer... Buy the V6 and you have to have everything. Leather everywhere, a screen and buttons, cruise control, climate, the lot. Sounds terrifying, but my investigations suggest that the 3.2 will go on sale here for around £27,000.
Very nice that would be too. Following a post- presentation re-evaluation of the Alfa Romeo marketing strategy, I've worked out that this is a suitable car for wealthy people without too many responsibilities. I look forward to being one.
Geweldig geschreven artikel. Bouwen Italianen niet te verstandige auto's en kijkt men niet
teveel naar de competitie. Te koudbloedig ?? De 159 is weer zo'n voorwielaangedreven zakending.